Story 1: 1793, Monsieur Bonaparte defends himself.
Ah. Bonjour. My name is Napoleon Bonaparte. You may have heard some rumours about me. Just to clear the air, I am not some evil genius wacko guy that is super short. No No! I am Napoleon Bonaparte: Man with a Plan! And that plan is a brilliant one if I do say so myself. It is to conquer all of Europe! Oui, I know to some of you it sounds like a horrible plan but it is not at all. I am a successful military leader, what plan could be bad when it comes out of my mouth? Well, actually, don't answer that question. Anyways, one of my top sources has informed me that Britain's main priority is go to war with my country, France!You see, those British think that we are going to invade England through the English Channel. Interesting.............
Until next time, this has been Napoleon Bonaparte
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